OR, reader the summary-summaries as a story and pick from those paragraphs
2022 - The beggining -
2022 - The beggining -
Rae kicks a cat, Sorin lights the walls on fire, Ari steals a kneecap, and i send my keyboard to therapy (4/30/22). Bostra learns about water filters, Sorin makes fire, Ari gets angry, and Rae gets some loot (5/22/22). Cypress does a religion, Ari cracks a lock, Sorin steals a mushroom, and Rae pulls the lever (5/29/22). LORE! A description of the trader Devin and some narrative explanation of this in-game mechanic (DEVIN). Cypress meets everyone, Devin meets Cypress. Sorin tells some lore, rats come again, and we all fight a Thug we can’t quite reach (6/4/22). Cypress finds a hole with an unconscious Thug, Ari meets some Stirge, Sorin Mario’s out, and Rae blacks out looking at a Giant Centipede (6/11/22). Cypress (barely) lights up the dark, Rae has trouble performing, Sorin fails to crank it without help, we find an underground graveyard and Ari gets a hug! (6/26/22). Sorin get’s bit, Rae gets sad about a frog, Ari falls through a glory hole, and Cypress hears footsteps (7/2/22). Sorin makes a faux pas, Ari wants to start a grease fire, Rae learns about the number 2, Cypress also hates kneecaps (7/10/22). Cypress makes soup, Sorin gets bullied, Ari gets off easy, Rae dreams of dancing hippos, Bostra laughs, and we all get jobs (7/31/22). Cypress opens up, Sorin sees a golden fountain, Rae bites her own shadow, and Ari gets excited by seeing knees (8/7/22). We loot a room, Cypress gets angry, Rae gets shot, Ari gets shot, Sorin builds a barricade, everyone gets paid, Bostra gives a hint, we all get annoyed on our way to the surface, and Devin learns a new joke (8/21/22). A good idea gets ignored, Sorin steals Herbs, Ari buys a knife and Rae falls off a wall, and Cypress meets a clerk from hell, and one from heaven (9/3/22). Ari and Rae are smelly and dumb, Cypress is happy as a forest vet, Sorin MAKES a new friend, and then runs away (9/18/22). Sorin drags Ari and Rae into a bath, we get more lore, everyone meets up again, and Cypress goes phone shopping (9/25/22). Rae catches a rock with her face, Ari has nothing to say, Cypress meets with a priest, and Sorin battles a Karen to enter the iron gates (10/16/22). LORE! A file on the investigation of Bostra the Gnome, Sergeant in the constabulary. His backstory and origins (Bostra). Sorin puts his foot in his mouth, Ari makes a donation, Sorin puts his other foot in his mouth, Rae gets splashed, Sorin finds a third foot for his mouth, Cypess eats a meat pie, Akris pouts, and Sorin gets supplies (11/6/22). Pulgrok gets mad, Cypress gets calm, Bostra laughs, Rae learns a new word, Everyone fights a giant living Jello, Sorin doesn’t suffocate, and Ari gets some trauma (11/26/22). Pulgrok gets mad, Cypress gets calm, Bostra laughs, Rae learns a new word, Everyone fights a giant living Jello, Sorin doesn’t suffocate, and Ari gets some trauma (12/3/22). A detailed rest, A fight that goes very very badly, another Rust Monster, and 2 new spells! What an Adventure! (12/11/22). Sorin follows Ari, Rae runs in a circle, Riccardo hides, Ari kills Riccardo, Cypress sits on a Rat, and we properly mug a Thug (1/1/23). Ari and Sorin work together to read ancient Babylonian, Rae cuts a thing in half, Rae cuts a thing in half, Cypress saves a life, Sorin walks on walls, Ari blows something up, and Cypress saves a life (1/6/23). Rae is alive, Sorin f*cks around and finds out, Ari asks for Stew, Devin makes a profit, Cypress gets angry, and Bostra stays dry (1/15/23). Rae gets existential, Ari and Cypress team up, Bostra makes mashed pota-chicken, Sorin gets rude, Pulgrok gets annoyed, and we meet a very sexy new NPC (1/21/23). We flash back for a map, I give a math lecture, Sorin gets a manners lesson, Rae tries not to vomit, Cypress tries to pull a cube up a ramp, Ari gets psychic damage from a new spell, and I have a good laugh (1/29/23). Sorin has an idea, Cypress tames a lion, Ari fights a vaudeville routine, Rae makes a friend, and we all make it halfway there (2/5/23). Rae breaks her Staff, Sorin hits his head, Ari dreams of dragons, Cypress meets an angel, and we all spend very little time in the present (2/12/23). Ari, Rae and Cypress get bit while Sorin climbs on the wall. Meanwhile, Ari is caught stealing, Cypress is in M*A*S*H, Sorin gets caught with risque' pictures, and Rae goes camping (2/19/23). Ari makes a deal with the Devil, Cypress sees god TWICE, Sorin gets left alone, and Rae does a matrix (2/26/23). Our last backstory installment. Cypress re-grows the family beans, Raelle and Ari meet in jail, and Sorin has a crush on a librarian (3/5/23). Ari picks a lock, a Rat turns into a Boar, and we have a BOSS FIGHT where Rae runs away and Sorin almost dies from the first hit (3/11/23). Ari runs through a magic portal, Cypress stays behind to loot some bodies, a gold statue laughs at everybody, Sorin finds a hole, and Rae gets choked in her sleep (3/26/23). Sorin dreams of fishing, Ari gets stabbed by a torture victim, and Rae goes to a laser rave; Cypress bless us - every one!🙏 (4/2/23). Sorin gives a Sorin, Rae gets a torch, Ari needs new armor, Cypress laughs in his bath, The Nort Gate Inn is possessed, and Matteo finally gets to stand up (4/16/23). Sorin meets with Matteo, Matteo gets pissed, Cypress has to tell the truth, Ari and Rae get weird looks after listening in, and Akris finally shares the tea (4/23/23).
2023 - Infiltration -
2023 - Infiltration -
Cypress prays outside in the dirt, Sorin finally gets new glasses, Rae gets robbed while Ari watches, Matteo breaks down, and a couple of priests help us escape before lunch (5/6/23). Akris makes a shadow puppet, Sorin goes first, Cypress learns about Jelly, Ari loses her sword, and Rae hits herself in a fight (5/12/23). Everyone bullies Sorin, Sorin remembers death, Akris lies, Rae get a health potion, Ari is sneaky, the Flail Snail flails, and Cypress 1v1’s a punk (5/19/23). Rae gets some fancy glass, Ari gets depressed, Sorin gets new arms, and Cypress makes some tea for the team's new zipper-cat (6/11/23). Ari DOESN’T pet a cat, Rae drags a dead body, Cypress helps a friend in need, Bostra brings breakfast, and Sorin gets told (6/18/23). BOGO SALE! Two adventures for the price of one! Cypress lives through a horror movie, Sorin comes to the rescue, Rae loses the skin she put in the game, and Ari gets a concussion! …I really should be charging for these (7/9/23). We meet up to swap stories, then accidentally head into The Cradle; Ari sneaks away, Sorin blacks out, Cypress forgets about his slingshot, and Rae hits things (7/23/23). Rae proves she exists, Cypress gets worms, Sorin makes some more social blunders, and lastly, Ari goes feral! (8/12/23). Bostra does a trap, Zaanth finds a puppet, Rae gets mad, Ari gets possessed, Sorin goes where the Rats can’t follow, the Rats follow Sorin, and Cypress says goodbye to a king (8/26/23). LORE! A narrative explanation of the signs, signatures, and Sigils used around Nibiru and some narrative explanations (Monograms). Ari gets a fencing lesson, Rae learns she’s a pet, Cypress talks to god, and Sorin gets beaten up by his dreams (9/10/23). Ari finds a secret door, Cypress plays with a gargoyle corpse, Sorin gets hit by falling furniture, and Rae finally gets rid of some organs (9/17/23). Cypress and Sorin talk to the cops, while Ari and Rae get starbucks (9/23/23). Cypress finds an old enemy, Sorin cleans some fancy scissors, and Rae gets lucky in the sack while Akris helps Ari get pickpocketed (Bostra’s Dream). Cypress dreams of God knocking on the door, Rae learns about a new side hustle, Ari tries to sell a dagger to Dracula, and Sorin finds Bostra’s Nibling (10/28/23). Sorin follows a child into the woods, Rae gets a look at the royal family, Cypress keeps everyone in line, and Ari cures depression with RedBull™ (11/4/23). Sorin fails a wink check, and it becomes a whole thing; Ari fails a luck check, and it becomes a whole thing; Rae gets knighted, then Cypress loses his cool, and it becomes a whole thing (11/25/23). Ari talks to Devin about legs while Rae watches, and Cypress buys some broken pottery while Sorin watches. Also someone new climbs a tree (12/3/23). Ari learns to take care of her new bow, Rae learns to breath fire, Cypress almost gets hit by a priest and gets a roommate, then Sorin farts himself out a window to buy a sexy pin up poster (12/10/23). Kai Sorin talks about the city, Rae cracks a code, tZulèe has a midnight snack, Akris gets the zoomies, and Ari stops Cypress from hitting Bostra (1/5/24). In which Ari finds a friend, Rae learns to sprint, Sorin gets a piggyback ride, and Cypress has a chat with Mr. Spider (1/14/24). Ari makes a spider nervous, Rae puts jewelry on a pig, Sorin loses a bag, and Cypress plays with his new teddy bear (1/27/24). Cypress plays with the exploding teddy bear, Ari rings the doorbell, Sorin makes sauteed mushroom, and Rae gets really good at finding traps (2/2/24). Rae punches herself in the face, Sorin shows off his rope trick, Cypress does brain surgery, and Ari finds a bunch of rocks (2/9/24). LORE! CW/TW advised – the torture and death of the priest. (Thoughts of a Dying Priest). Bostra’s friend talks about a squid, Sorin goes in the corner to play with his snake, Cypress finds a ghost, Rae has a very good dream, and Ari has the exact same very bad dream (2/17/24). Cypress watches a Gazer eat itself, Sorin finds a slimy mound, and Ari gets hit by a flipped table. THEN, Rae 69’s, Bostra freaks out, and Ari stops the game (3/3&10/24). Sorin lets go, Cypress attends a funeral, Bostra throws a brick, then Ari and Rae wave their arms in the air like they just do not care (3/15/24). Ari will die in six days, Rae almost dies coughing, Sorin actively tries to die, and Bostra stops Cypress from dying. How do you spell TPK? (3/23/24). Sorin blasts his goo, Cypress has weird dreams on shrooms, Rae reads a love letter, and Ari’s new sword learns how to curse (3/30/24). Cypress buys a new shirt, Rae kills a door, Sorin learns about cave water and Ari meets a ghost in a lake in a room in a tunnel in a sewer in the hole in the bottom of her seat (4/6/24). Rae buys a book, Sorin risks growing a culturally insensitive beard, Cypress’ Spiritual weapon makes friends, and Ari gets obsessed with an axe (4/14/24). In which Cypress scolds Sorin while Ari listens in, then Rae discovers a special rock that she does NOT like (4/27/24).
2024 - Getting Deeper
2024 - Getting Deeper
Sorin keeps his arm, Ari almost takes it away, Cypress gets taken hostage, and Rae negotiates with her fists (5/5/24). Cypress puts on a one-man play, Rae comes down hard against a religious figure, Sorin gets hit on by his Sister, and Ari gets confused when she’s being spectated (5/12/24). Cypress looks at Rae’s skull, Rae makes more zombie skulls, Sorin finds a skull that makes him happy, and Ari touches a skull that paralyzes her with fear (5/17/24). Rae doesn’t want to fight, Ari gets ready to fight, Sorin talks everyone into fighting, and Cypress ‘dies’ in the fight (6/16/24). Devin gets frozen, Sorin gets swallowed, Ari gets burned, Cypress gets crushed, and Rae gets a nice healthy nap (6/23/24). Bostra wakes up hungry, he sees Rae get eaten for breakfast, he sees Sorin climb a wet rock to avoid becoming breakfast, he watches Cypress get crunchy juicy breakfast, then he watches Ari…? (7/7/24). Ari is gone, Rae is gon-oh wait she’s back, Bostra gets impatient, Cypress feels guilty, then Sorin totally kills the big bad enemy… (7/14/24). LORE! A narrative explanation of the signs, signatures, and Sigils used around Nibiru and some narrative explanations (Nibiru Religions). Rae talks to some water, Sorin puts Akris on patrol, Cypress loses his Sickle and Ari… (7/28/24). Cypress sucks on a ghost, Rae won’t stop hitting herself, tZulèe grabs the squid by the tail, Bostra pushes Sorin into a river, and Ari… (8/18/24). Rae has sparkling fingers, Sorin chokes his snake, tZulèe gets thicck, Cypress grows underwater whiskers, and Ari… …returns!?!? (8/25/24). Rae stops Ari from swimming away, again, Sorin has a splash fight with his friend, and Cypress finds a knife, NO! (9/2/24). Ari disappeared. Something, something, something. Ari reappears? (Ari Caves). Sorin wakes up, Akris tries to electrocute someone, Cypress makes tea, Ari tells a story, tZulèe eats a table, Bostra throws a sword in a river, and Rae makes Devin laugh, then Gurf’n meets a clown (9/7/24). Sorin sits by the dump hole, Cypress looks at a cup, Rae asks about a painful past, Ari gets introduced last, and Granny cooks up a crunchy dinner (9/15/24). Sorin looks at big bouncing bazoombas, Zaanth lies about her name, Rae takes a nap with the mushrooms, Ari takes a nap with Rae, and Cypress pulls them out of dream land (10/6/24). Ari pops a balloon, Rae skins a brain, Sorin gives coins to a lizard, and Cypress gives a shield to a ghost (10/12/24). Rae watches her own death, Sorin fights with a blanket, Cypress DOESN’T pop a balloon, Bostra gets antsy, and Ari RIPS a door open (10/27/24). Rae finally punches Zaanth, Ari asks a question, Cypress asks a lie, and Sorin loses Akris (11/16/24). Cypress plays Operation® in reverse, Sorin wants a nap, Rae finds a ring, Ari blinds her BFF, and tZulèe finds some treasure (12/20/24).
